Talks to himself
My husband and I took our kids and some extras to the dog park/lake yesterday. Even though my car said it was 105. It was hot but the kids had fun playing in the lake. My husband and I sat on the shore and were cooled off by the wet dogs running around that deemed it necessary to shake out on us. And my husband wonders why we smell.
Anywho, as we were sitting watching the dogs and kids, my husband decided to strike up a convo with himself. It went a little something like this (ok I helped a wee bit. But only a wee bit)
H- Look at those two dogs. Where are their owners?
Me- I dunno.
H- I wonder how they got here. It's kind of far from everything.
pause
H-I wonder which one of them drove?
Me- (staring blankly)
H-It was probably the white one
Pause
H- Why's it always got to be the white one?
yes he needs some form of counseling. Or perhaps his own blog. Nah, then I'd have nothing to write about.
Hope everyone is having a great weekend!
Anywho, as we were sitting watching the dogs and kids, my husband decided to strike up a convo with himself. It went a little something like this (ok I helped a wee bit. But only a wee bit)
H- Look at those two dogs. Where are their owners?
Me- I dunno.
H- I wonder how they got here. It's kind of far from everything.
pause
H-I wonder which one of them drove?
Me- (staring blankly)
H-It was probably the white one
Pause
H- Why's it always got to be the white one?
yes he needs some form of counseling. Or perhaps his own blog. Nah, then I'd have nothing to write about.
Hope everyone is having a great weekend!
9 Comments:
At July 1, 2007 at 3:33 PM , Anonymous said...
Racial profiling.
But in a way, he makes sense.
At July 1, 2007 at 3:40 PM , Burfica said...
That is to darn funny. Usually I'm the one to talk to myself in the family. Heck I'll even be yelling at myself, and other self tries to calm first self down. hehehehe
At July 1, 2007 at 6:29 PM , Unknown said...
Q: A black dog and a white dog are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop.
(That joke is way funnier when it's not about dogs. And much more racist.)
At July 2, 2007 at 9:11 AM , Oh great One said...
Ha! At least you will never be bored!
At July 2, 2007 at 9:32 AM , Anonymous said...
Are you going to tell me that you don't talk to yourself?! Really? Oh, it's just me. Never mind.
At July 2, 2007 at 11:27 AM , Anonymous said...
Guys are seriously weird.
At July 2, 2007 at 11:55 AM , BlazngScarlet said...
I think I saw the 2 of you at the Lake yesterday.
At July 3, 2007 at 11:41 AM , Trisha said...
Hysterical..who needs a wife and friends when he has himself!
At July 6, 2007 at 8:06 AM , Canadian flake said...
Glad you had fun at the lake. Did ya ever find out who belonged to the dogs?? LOL
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