Things that make you go hmmmmm...
I know a very, deeply religious couple. Very, very religious. Alcohol has never touched the lips. Whatever other things mandated by said religion (I know they lose A LOT of weight during lent) are done to the highest standards set forth by their church. Now for the good part.
The male had a vasectomy approx. 2 years ago (which I do find odd given their religion but eh, who am I to judge?). He went back faithfully for the two "spew in the cup and let us make sure you're firing blanks" checks. The male also has some heart problems. He was told that with his heart medication, it would be next to impossible for him to impregnate anyone. See where I'm going with this?
Yeppers, the female is pregnant. My first response was who's the baby's daddy? Everyone else cited their deep religious conviction (they did bring their priest to Sea World with them after all!) and the fact that there is no way she would ever. What do you think?
The male had a vasectomy approx. 2 years ago (which I do find odd given their religion but eh, who am I to judge?). He went back faithfully for the two "spew in the cup and let us make sure you're firing blanks" checks. The male also has some heart problems. He was told that with his heart medication, it would be next to impossible for him to impregnate anyone. See where I'm going with this?
Yeppers, the female is pregnant. My first response was who's the baby's daddy? Everyone else cited their deep religious conviction (they did bring their priest to Sea World with them after all!) and the fact that there is no way she would ever. What do you think?
Labels: infidelity, pregnancy, religion
posted by Laurie @ 9:54 AM
9 Comments:
At March 27, 2007 at 12:35 PM ,
Anonymous said...
Hoochie, straight up hoochie.
I'm just saying....
At March 27, 2007 at 1:10 PM ,
Tim said...
Sounds like an immaculate conception to me.
At March 27, 2007 at 2:36 PM ,
Anonymous said...
Karmas way of evening things up for the couples that have sex like bunnies and still come up empty.
Did anyone question the priest?
At March 28, 2007 at 6:54 AM ,
Loops O'Fury said...
Hypocrites!
At March 28, 2007 at 11:48 AM ,
Burfica said...
OMG sounds like a buddy of my husbands in the Navy. he was out on a 6 month tour, came home to his wife three months pregnant and she convinced him it was his. Idiots. hehehehee
Okay since we are on religion. How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a fishing trip???
Bring another mormon of course. hehehehee
At March 28, 2007 at 1:11 PM ,
Jodi said...
Hmm, I have three friends who turned up pg when their hubby's had a vasectomy -- DNA proved it was his in all 3 cases. All 3 marriages ended because she was so hurt he'd accuse her of infidelity.
At March 28, 2007 at 9:03 PM ,
Chick said...
It was either the priest...or Shamu.
At March 29, 2007 at 1:49 PM ,
~*Kelli BoBelli*~ said...
...somebody's been creepin'.....
LMAO! And THAT'S why I laugh in the face of religion.
Ok, I don't really laugh in the face of it, but I laugh behind it's back!
BTW...lovin' your song title name on my blog. heh heh heh
At March 29, 2007 at 2:57 PM ,
Red Seven said...
Doesn't matter much what I say. THEY'LL say it was "God's will." Poor kid; he or she is totally messed up for life.
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