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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Things that make you go hmmmmm...

I know a very, deeply religious couple. Very, very religious. Alcohol has never touched the lips. Whatever other things mandated by said religion (I know they lose A LOT of weight during lent) are done to the highest standards set forth by their church. Now for the good part.

The male had a vasectomy approx. 2 years ago (which I do find odd given their religion but eh, who am I to judge?). He went back faithfully for the two "spew in the cup and let us make sure you're firing blanks" checks. The male also has some heart problems. He was told that with his heart medication, it would be next to impossible for him to impregnate anyone. See where I'm going with this?

Yeppers, the female is pregnant. My first response was who's the baby's daddy? Everyone else cited their deep religious conviction (they did bring their priest to Sea World with them after all!) and the fact that there is no way she would ever. What do you think?

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Friday, March 23, 2007

What about you?

You scored as Emergent/Postmodern. You are Emergent/Postmodern in your theology. You feel alienated from older forms of church, you don't think they connect to modern culture very well. No one knows the whole truth about God, and we have much to learn from each other, and so learning takes place in dialogue. Evangelism should take place in relationships rather than through crusades and altar-calls. People are interested in spirituality and want to ask questions, so the church should help them to do this.

Emergent/Postmodern

75%

Classical Liberal

68%

Modern Liberal

61%

Roman Catholic

36%

Neo orthodox

36%

Charismatic/Pentecostal

29%

Reformed Evangelical

18%

Fundamentalist

0%

Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan

0%

What's your theological worldview?
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