Why?

Why don't I ever go to bed before midnight/1 am when I am so dead tired all the time?

Why won't the fing dentist see me to make the pain go away but insists I have a cleaning first?

Why won't my kids stop fighting (I figured full moon on this one but NOPE)?

Why did my dvr record Nick at Night when it was set to record American Idol?

Why does my son insist on wearing the same Spongebob shirt every day made even worse by the holes he says "Shannon made". (yeah right)?

Why did my husband have to find a job with no real schedule?

Why do interactive whiteboards cost so much money (but are so damn cool)

Why must we do the "dog and pony" show that is parent/teacher conferences when they never really have anything to say?

Why did I say I'd work in my daughter's class today?

Oh and yes, I would like some cheese with my wine. I like reds.